Love Is A Splendid Illusion (1969)

aka’s: Bed And Don’t Tell/Kiss And Don’t Tell

A young couple, Christian (Simon Brent) and Amanda (Lisa Collings, Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter), take a holiday in Italy where the husband finds the women irresistible, much to his delight. He proceeds to bed blondes, hotel guests and hookers with gusto, while unknown to him, his wife does the same! A major sexploitation title from the early 1970’s. Features future sex starlets Maxine Casson (Twins Of Evil), Gay Soper, Fiona Curzon and Anna Matisse. This ribald romp caused major problems for British censors who cut it by a staggering 14 minutes for its original release.