Brain Smasher… A Love Story (1993)

aka's: The Bouncer And The Lady/
Sam And Ed

Sam Crain (Teri Hatcher), a professional model, is asked by her sister (Deborah Van Valkenburgh) to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed “Brainsmasher” Molloy (Andrew Dice Clay), a nightclub bouncer. Also stars Yuji Okumoto.