Dracula The Dirty Old Man (1969)

Reporter Mike Waters enters a desert cave and finds Dracula the Dirty Old Man, wearing a hairpiece that resembles a dead skunk. Under Dracula’s spell and renamed “Irving Jackalman,” Mike turns into a werewolf-like creature and attacks women in parking lots, gas stations and even a drive-in! The women are magically whisked away to the cave where Dracula drains them and “Irving” mains them until the two ghouls fight over dibs on Mike’s luscious girlfriend. A totally discombobulated skinflick mix of sex, horror and dumb jokes, this may be the single most deranged Dracula movie ever made.